Salam.

Congratulations! You are now admitted into a university called UTHM.

Now I am going to give few points how to work smart here. Hopefully you will get the hang of it as fast as possible.

Point 1: take care of your health. Don’t compromise with eating cheap but dirty food. If you are ill in week 1 and 2 .. may be you are finished. Most of the lecturers are going with you all with their lesson plan for this semester. So take care of your health. Parit Raja has ‘uncleaned’ water. so if you have some cash to spare.. buy mineral water or ..go to MR WATER machine and collect the clean water. All penyakit comes from the PERUT. And many perut of those sicked students .. contain lots of unclean water. Believe me please!

Point 2: hang with few guys who are serious with their studies. Others (who are not) just ignore them. may be may be .. they wanted to join IPTS very soon like MMU, UNITEN, UTP, Uni Nottingham Malaysia.

Point 3: control your handphones when you go to attend lectures etc etc. Our mind is more focus if we stop all coming calls from the outside world. Just control the bloody machines, will you? Malaysians including my students i suppose , are famous to attend to all kinds of rumours like ‘An artist getting married/ divorce’ tomorrow or the day after that.

Point 4: take care of your notebook. if you left it in the toilet without giving enough attention to it while you r doing business in the toilet lets say .. you can surely say ‘good bye ' to your ACER notebook. So far , I heard there isn’t anybody who got theirs back once it is stolen.

Point 5: teamwork? it is a big joke this jargon. really! if you did not care of your friends .. to work with .. i am sure u will get more sleeping partners in your team. As a result u r going to be the ‘keldai malang’ fikir assignments and date lines when the rest of your team are eager to copy your work only once u got yours completed 2 hours b4 dateline. he..he.. So .. better do your work alone or ..rest assured that the job not going to be completed at all. I got many feedbacks from my ex-students DIPLOMA and DEGREE IT .. fsktm/ftmm.. there is no such thing as team work. It is all solo work.

Point 6: take public bus. take UTHM bus to attend to lectures and many more. It will save your life .. insyallah. Don’t drive in this parit raja. It is dangerous .. very dangerous. So many parits .. without traffic lights. So better get on the UTHM bus system.

Point 7: play some games like soccer. 5 a side futsol. like that lah. this will reduce your tension/ stress .. put your worry at a manageable level. if u r girls ..u can join hand and play in door hockey. jog at the stadium. at least 20 - 40 minutes once a week or twice a week. but if u see that the clouds are dark over your head .. please stay in door will you? else u get ‘petir’ on your forehead and of course .. u r killed just like a bird shot by a gun by the farmer. laugh. use brain to jog. Jogging is nice at the tasik. directly in front of fsktm. good view like ‘Niagara Falls in USA’. I also jog .. to socialize with young budding stars from UTHM. He..he..

The rest? My prayers for you surviving in this UTHM. Target: 1st class degree insyallah.

wallahu aklam.

Original link: https://nenez9595.blogspot.com/2011/09/how-to-work-smart-in-university.html